After a spicy meal, it is one of the best time to enjoy a fag – if you have a lighter to light it up.

I smoke, I rarely carry lighter – very rarely.

It’s a good way to get to know people – like

Hey, have you got a light?

By the way my name is M

I did the same last week – I genuinely need a lighter – not to chat someone up.

May I borrow your lighter please.

Yeah.. and you can keep it.

No no, I just need to light up my cigarette.

Seriously, please keep it.